World of the Unlikely & Bizarre
Gamemasters Are Fuckers

So tonight’s Pathfinder session ended with my PC being told that her sister, who died in her arms eighteen sessions ago, is still alive. We’ve been dealing with doppelgangers since time out of mind, plus it’s a slippery elven rogue who told us, so who knows how true it is? Also, we’ll be confined to our current location for six days, so it’ll be ages before my PC can find out the truth, and a week before I get ANYthing else on the subject.

GM fuckery at its absolute finest.

Ain’t no party like a turian party cos a turian party is so precisely calibrated that it doesn’t stop

I have all of Harryhausen’s movies on disc (and have since we saw him in Austin), but I haven’t seen them all. Today I begin fixing that, starting with The Valley of Gwangi. Cowboys and dinosaurs, folks.

d20monkey:

Dusting off the Tumblrs. I’m going to post more sketches and random things. Here is an Ice King from a few days ago! 

d20monkey:

Dusting off the Tumblrs. I’m going to post more sketches and random things. Here is an Ice King from a few days ago! 

My wife and I  met Ray Harryhausen in Austin back in 2006. I got to thank him for all his masterful work, and for all the artists he’s inspired. He signed this DVD set, and a copy of his book. And I got to shake the hand that called all that magic down to Earth. One of the happiest, nerdiest moments of my very nerdy life. Make room in Olympus for him.

My wife and I met Ray Harryhausen in Austin back in 2006. I got to thank him for all his masterful work, and for all the artists he’s inspired. He signed this DVD set, and a copy of his book. And I got to shake the hand that called all that magic down to Earth. One of the happiest, nerdiest moments of my very nerdy life. Make room in Olympus for him.

Liberty Journal 15

25 Flocktime, 595 CY

Dear Connie,
After dealing with Ilya’s doppelganger, we went back to the Sodden Hold, where Xan (the real Xan, this time) found a secret passage leading deeper into the lair. We found ourselves in a twisty maze full of pressure plates, dropping doors, and hostile doppelgangers that reminded me of the kenku maze under Dourstone Mine. Our experience in that hellhole seems to’ve helped us survive this one… I still find it strange that I’m getting good at this. I’ve come a long way from the bakery.
We came to some sort of throne room, where they kept the apparatus they’d used to steal Xan’s memories. It made my skin crawl, and my blood boil, to think of my friend strapped into that engine of pain. Which makes me think about what they did to Ilya, and Charles Quinn, and Tarquin. Which makes me wonder who else they’ve killed, how many lives they’ve destroyed, that we don’t even know about yet.
The more I see of this conspiracy, the more my resolve to unravel it grows.
I want to take all these documents to someone who can DO something about it, but the doppelgangers have certainly infiltrated the watch, and the courts, and gods know what else. I might try to get the attention of the Circle of Eight… I doubt even these creatures could trick someone like Mordenkainen. But this isn’t the time.
The boss doppelganger, Telakin, was in the throne room, wearing Allustan’s face – but I’d been through enough of their tricks, and knew the sage well enough, to know what they were up to this time.
And that made me really, really mad.
The battle was a hot mess, to say the least, thanks to Telakin’s confusion spell, but we won. We found documents in his hidden bedchamber which lent further proof to what we already knew – that this conspiracy is everywhere.
We also found a note from Telakin’s master requesting a meeting “at the sewer junction beneath the cold forge.” This master marked the message with a strange and unfamiliar symbol, the same one that marked Telakin’s forehead. If we can figure out where that meeting was, maybe we can track this master down and show him that our “troublesome small minds” aren’t that easy to “remove.”
Even leaving the Sodden Hold turned out to be vexing, when a group of gods-damned dark elves attacked us! I never thought I’d see a drow – certainly never thought I’d fight one – and now I’ve killed some. I felt sick to my stomach, when I realized that the most wicked creatures in all of creation are just as beautiful as surface elves. All kinds of wickedness went through my mind before I remembered that I have an elf of my own, now.
I just realized that I didn’t mention it at the top of the letter, but Ilya agreed to let me court her. I wish the timing were better – all my thoughts of her distract me from the task at hand, and the task at hand keeps me from feeling what I feel. Still, I’ve never felt like this before… and if you hadn’t encouraged me to talk to Tirra, who knows if I’d be where I am now?
Tomorrow we’ll start searching for this cold forge. We have a couple of leads; we’ll just have to see where they… lead.
Words are hard. I guess I need to sleep. Will write again soon.
All my love,
Libby
Liberty Journal #14

24 Flocktime, 595 CY continued

Dear Connie,

There is nothing worse than doppelgangers.

A giant octopus guarded the second level of their lair, who wrestled with us until we drove it away. Xan found an illusory wall, which led us to a hall of black glass, where the doppelgangers had bound and gagged duplicates of us. The captives seemed to think they were us… the other me wept with pleading eyes while Drake shouted at himself… I was so weirded out that I halfway believed that the mirror people were innocent captives, until Mom tried to break through a glass wall and they jumped up to attack us.

All of them but Xan, that is. He was the real Xan. The one who’d been with us was another doppelganger!

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Woke Up Behind the Mule

Ten hours at work on Sunday, eighteen yesterday. I am not doing a gods-damned thing today.

I just backed Obsidian Portal Reforged, and I advise my fellow supporters of All Things Awesome to go and do likewise: 

Worms Interlude: Tangled Up in Violet

25 Flocktime, 595 CY

Liberty climbed the creaking stairs to the Crooked House’s second floor and softly knocked on one of the doors. “Ilya? Ilya, it’s Liberty. May I come in, please?” After a moment, a key turned, and the door opened. Liberty entered and closed the door behind her before turning back to take in the sight of her.

To say that Ilya Starmane cleaned up well was an understatement. Her pale blond hair shone in daylight streaming from the open window. The simple white blouse, knee-length skirt, and sandals she wore seemed almost elegant against her fair skin. And when Ilya’s face broke into a genuine smile, Liberty nearly lost all ability to think.

If this is Ilya, she reminded herself. Don’t get sloppy. Not yet.

“Miss Liberty! I’m so relieved. I thought that, perhaps, the doppelgangers had gotten the better of you.” Ilya was not relieved enough to make a move toward her, though. Either doubts clawed at the elf, or this facedancer was as gifted an actor as the others Liberty had encountered.

“They nearly did. They played one of their tricks on us… a big one. I started questioning reality, sanity… everything that happened in the Sodden Hold.”

Ilya’s smile faltered, then vanished. “I see.” She took a chair next to a table, just large enough to support the plates left behind from breakfast. The elf’s hand was close to a table knife, if not too close. “Then you wonder if I am, indeed, Ilya Starmane. Or if the facedancers found me before you did, and I’m one of them, trying to lure you into another trap.”

“It’s possible, yes. It’s also possible that the Ilya Starmane I met was a doppelganger all along. They knew everything about us, you see. And it’d be just like someone who knows everything about me to mess with my head by sending a pretty elf my way.”

“You think I’m pretty?” Ilya blinked. Her features had a slightly boyish quality, the androgyny found in so many elves.

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